sangre

by

its fridaaaay.
when i was a kid
vampires
were all i ever wanted
to be in life.
blood sucking sexy ass 
mother fuckers 
made me believe in a man
pale as paper with 
a solid case of red wine mouth.
i dedicated my nights
to watching
buffy
interview with the vampire
from dusk till dawn
...
you get it,
i was one of those weirdos.

as an adult
you can't really be publicly 
obsessed with vampires anymore
which is lame,
but i can still be a closet weirdo.

don't under-estimate
the total freak out
i will have
if i see anything
"blood orange"
on a menu.
it's embarrassing
i love that
delicious fucking fruit
for more than its
suggestively vampiric name.
so i think it's
beyond necessary to
find ways to drink it
with booze.

i killed it.
legit, buffy the vampire orange slayer style
killed the game.


blood orange & honey vodka
1 mason jar
1 bottle of vodka
1 blood orange
1 1/2 tsp honey
this is that shit that's going to make you look like a motha fuckin' g at your next party, and no one besides myself will know how easy it was. you better sharpen your knife if you want your slices thin and pretty like mine. basically, it goes like this.. you slice them pretty blood orange slices reeeeal thin, toss them and your honey into a mason jar, pour your favorite vodka over the top, close the lid and wait a week.. if you don't want it to get bitter, remove most of the slices from the jar after your lonnnnng wait. your bloody little oranges will have lost all their color into the booze.. making the vodkie all garnet and shit. v v impressive. mix it into all the drinks you normally would put vodka and citrus.. you will thank me for all the praise you receive.

(there's a real simple cocktail recipe below if you need me to do all the thinking for you)
bloody valentine spritz

1 shot blood orange & honey vodka
 2 1/2 oz ginger beer

pour this lady in red over ice or strain into a martini glass if you'z a fancy bitch.


it wants your mouth on it.
i wants you to drink it's blood.
it wants to be a vampire too.


"sangre"
spanish
"blood"