moglie

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if i'm not sitting on my computer
window shopping on foodgawker,
i'm sitting on my couch
window shopping on foodnetwork.
i hear iron chefs
and home cooks alike
drill into my brain
that five ingredients
are all you need
to create something magical.
yeah.
if at least one of those
five ingredients
is
bacon.

the best thing i ever did
was cook my way
into my boyfriend's heart.
if you're looking to do the same,
i suggest making this
easy, impressive, delicious side
that will make
hearts sing
and taste buds dance.


5 ingredient bacon beans
1 handful of green beans or haricot vert
3 slices of bacon
1/5 chopped red onion
1 tsp minced garlic
1 tbs olive oil


start by heating a non-stick pan over medium high heat. get that bacon frying, we want crunchy bacon for this. once your bacon is crunchy and irresistible, remove it from the pan and dump out half the bacon grease and add your red onions. turn the heat down to medium and once the onions start to become soft, add in those green beans. cut up your bacon into little pieces and toss it in the pan along with the garlic and olive oil. cook for another 5-6 minutes and tah-dah! a bacon delight that would have any man putting a ring on it. 

i ate it too fast... soooo... there was no photo of it once it was done.
sorry, not sorry.

"moglie"
italian
"wife"

because this will automatically make you wifey material